Major Decisions

How do you like your coffee?
Black! Black!
How do you like your tea?
With lemon, please.
How do you like your steak?
Medium rare.
How do you like your eggs?
I don’t care!
Sunny-side up?
I don’t care!
Poached on toast?
I don’t care!
Scrambled, with bacon?
I don’t care!
Over-easy?
I don’t care!
Soft-boiled? Hard-boiled?
I don’t care!
How about an omelet?
I don’t care!
Come on, tell me!
This isn’t fair.
I told you the truth.
I really don’t care!

 

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