some Ways to Know If You're Chinese

> > > 1. You look like you are 18.
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> > > 2. You like to eat chicken feet.
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> > > 3. You suck on fish heads and fish fins.
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> > > 4. You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror.
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> > > 5. You sing karaoke.

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> > > 6. Your house is covered with tile.
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> > > 7. Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease.
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> > > 8. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
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> > > 9. You leave the plastic covers on your remote control.
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> > > 10. You've never kissed your mom or dad.